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| What a day.
I am here, in Gnashville at GMA Week, and the Steelehouse team and I had a morning meeting at a downtown hotel with a big muckety-muck (I don't know what this term means, but it has something to do with success). While waiting, we observed a dozen pageantish girls with crowns and sashes (I kid you not. Sashes.) wandering around the hotel lobby. I finally read one of the sashes: Miss Christian USA. Then, I heard a little squeak. I looked down at my feet. There, a little ball of all that was remaining of the the good and holy inside of me was attempting to roll away. I stepped on it and forced it into my pocket for later.
After running into a couple dozen random people we knew, we went for coffee. There, at the barista counter, was Rupert. Rupert. From Survivor. Tie-die-shirt. Robinson Crusoe beard. Rupert. He has started a music label. Again. Not kidding.
Then, we saw three American Idols and two contestants from The Biggest Loser. I'm beginning to think I've come to the wrong gathering. I'm half expecting Jeff Probst to show up at the Doves and vote someone out of the Christian Music industry, which would be sad because we all already know it would be Carman.
Once at the ceremony, we sat through the pre-awards, which is a two hour session of awards they do not think need to be televised. I am surprised when our award is not in those awards. And then, the broadcast begins. That is the moment I began live-blogging for Relevant.com. Here are the excerpts:
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6:55 pm OMG - I’m seated in the third row of the Grand Old Opry theatre sitting behind Disciple, who just won a pre-show Dove. Just met Disciple’s manager and found out we both dated the same psycho chick. The GMA really IS a small world.
Thought we missed our award in the pre-show. We’re up for Best Short Form video for David Crowder Band’s “foreverandeveretc.” Just found out from Crowder that we did NOT miss it, but instead have been bumped up to the live broadcast. I should've worn a more slimming pair of pants.
7:05 pm Mandisa just tore it up. There are all these American Idols in the audience and they all just said to themselves, “oh, THATS how you sing.”
7:09 Best New Artist just went to Brandon Heath, which makes me think of chocolate and toffee. Mmm. Hungry.
7:10 First commercial break. It is so hot in here. Mostly because Mandisa hit a note that broke the air conditioner.
7:16 Can I just say that I LOVE Matthew West who is co-hosting backstage. Phenomenal legendary songwriter and very funny. Somebody needs to send him fruit baskets.
7:15 Natalie Grant. To put that big voice in that tiny lady, God had to compress it into a zip file.
7:19 Natalie Grant & Wynonna receive the award for the first Standing O of the evening. Well deserved. And male vocalist of the year goes to…Chris Tomlin. Phil Stacey of American Idol keeps standing. Glad I’m not behind him. The stagehands, by the way, just wheeled a huge wardrobe out on stage. Or maybe it’s just a door. Looks like the one on Sesame Street. Nope. Its Trinity 5:7 doing zydeco. Sure. Be obvious.
Wouldn’t you know it? I’m running out of battery. I’ll blog the rest after the show. Peace out!
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And THAT'S when my phone ran out of juice. After the awards, I came back and wrote the formal wrap-up, which I present to you now without commercial interruption:
11:24 pm Well - darn all this new technology to heck. My iPhone battery gave out a mere half-hour into the live broadcast this evening, and I was unable to blog live from that point on. However, due to the fact that no more than two of you would have been following these posts as they were written, I think we’re all good.
HIGHLIGHTS:
* Casting Crowns performing “East to West” with a full string section. WOW. This is a powerful song. I need to occasionally listen to Christian radio.
* Phil Stacey of American Idol - still standing. Starts just about every Standing O. His bald head looks like an O. Coincidence? Not at all. But nifty, nonetheless.
* Switchfoot’s new song from Prince Caspian: Pfft. Lame. And out-of-tune. I wanted to like it - because, you know: Switchfoot - and Narnia - and you’re not supposed to go Pfft at Christian songs. But I did. And I cannot take it back. and I cannot lie. And I do not like Foreman’s hat this evening. He’s never going to read my books, is he? He will never frequent my podcasts. Jon, I love all your other music. I swear. Just didn’t dig this one tonight. Perhaps later, when I hear the studio version - or am unconscious. Pfft. I almost fell asleep during the performance. Hey, maybe it will win Song of the Year in 2009.
* Female vocalist of the year: Natalie Grant. Yeah, I’ll buy that. She’s pretty doggone amazing. She hit some epic notes tonight. High notes. So high, the homeless guy sitting near me kept ramming his head repeatedly into a dumpster. Wait. That wasn’t a homeless guy. That was T-Bone. My bad.
* New worship song from MWS, Israel Houghton, SCC, Chris Tomlin, Paul Baloche, and Christy Nockels. Me like. They sound great together - and very genuine.
* By the way, if Casting Crowns is up for any specific award tonight, they win. Song. Group. Alliterative Band Name. Best Casting. They win it all. Well deserved.
* David Crowder Band LIVE! My homeboys rock and rule. “Everything Glorious” with a team of youth in hazmat suits (?!) dressing the set in springtime foliage as they perform. LOVE IT. Just absolutely LOVE IT. Yes, I produced his music video, but it was animated - so I didn’t actually meet David. I hope to someday be more than just Facebook friends. Do you think Jon Foreman will let Steelehouse do Switchfoot’s next video? Do you? Answer: me neither.
* The Clark Sisters & Marvin Sapp - WOWZERS! These Gospel Greats do NOT get the accolades due them. When did the Relevant generation stop listening to these classic juggernauts called Gospel Songs?
* And the short form video of the year winner IS - not us. TobyMac wins (also winning Artist of the Year) and you just can’t argue because he’s so darn awesome and Godly and talented and likeable and boomin’ and - hey, there’s Jon Foreman’s hat. So, we lost - but they played clips from our video about a half dozen times. And we made DCB happy. And we lost. I really wanted one of those sharp, threatening statues. Right before Toby beat us, he was standing directly by our seats. We made brief eye contact and I think he secretly stole the part of my soul that had a chance of winning. He put it in Jon Foreman’s hat. I will never see it again. I hope Jesus is still all right with you, Toby. Because I’m done with you and your voodoo soul-stealing stares. I’m just done. Unless you want to do lunch or something.
* The American Idol tribute to 25 years of Michael W. Smith. Who comes up with this stuff? I have a soft spot for Michael. His music influenced me in profound ways. And, I thought the Idols (can a Christian show have Idols?) sounded very good, but I would have expected it to be more honoring of MWS to have some other legends performing his songs. No venom intended. Just a suggestion. Something to change for the next airing. I know it’s already aired live - but, let’s face it. Only three people saw it.
*Grand Ole Opry Country Music Gospel Finale with Charlie Daniels and Mac Powell of Third Day. As JJ Walker might say, DY-NO-MITE! Unbefreakingleavable. This ruled. You must watch it instantly. Oh. It’s not on right now. Then, Tivo it. Or YouTube it. Or, download it to the nanotechnology in your left retina. They can do that now, right?
All in all, a grand time. The live broadcast streamlined the event and was accomplished extraordinarily well. The evening made me proud to be a part of this grand Christian subculture, but not as proud as I would have been had we WON the sharp bird statue. I suppose I will have to rely on Toby’s portable sounds to lift me up and take me higher.
Thanks for hanging with me. It was grand fun. I’ll talk about it more on this week’s Steelehouse Podcast available at iTunes or on www.halflifediealready.com. But, for now, I’ve got Christian music to listen to. And an apology letter to write to Jon Foreman.
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| So, I’m on my way to the land of a thousand steel guitars. Where every country artist dreams of being on a horse in the mountains and every Christian artist dreams of being a country artist (they make more money and get to work with Dann Huff).
It’s GMA week, which stands for Get More Aspirin - the week every single famous Christian in the world waits for a table at the same pancake house. It’s like Eureka Springs after a revival. There are new bands being showcased, new authors snubbing their noses at new bands, old solo artists wondering how all these eleven-year-olds got recording contracts, and twelve-year-olds wondering why last year’s recording contract ended so quickly. It’s Circus of the Saints. And it all goes down in the wonderful world of Nashville.
I’m going this year because I’m actually up for one of those Doves. I produced David Crowder Band’s “foreverandeveretc” video, which is up for short-form-music-video-of-the-year alongside the other four Christian music videos that were produced in 2007. If we come out victors, we win an extremely dangerous-looking statue and a slightly shorter wait at the aforementioned pancake house. We here at Steelehouse are very proud of the video, but do not expect to win because we are up against Switchfoot and they’ve scored seventeen Relevant cover stories. Their video features slo-mo underwater explosions and, though ours has animated rodents at the end-of-the-world, it’s not exactly a po-ta-to/po-tah-to comparison. HOWEVER, we are thrilled (as Coolio says) just to be nominated and will consider the trip a success if Crowder recognizes us from a distance. One of my writers (Jeff Huston) and I will probably broadcast our Steelehouse podcast (now available on iTunes for the low, low cost of nothing (animated rodents not included) from down there, just to celebrate the spectacle of it all.
I used to frequent these sorts of gatherings: Christian music festivals, NRB (which is now ICRS - an acronym that sounds like the answer to an off-color knock-knock joke), conferences and whatnot. It’s been a while since I was surrounded by the faces of the Christian music elite, at least it’s been since I was last in the media section of Wal-Mart. So, here’s hoping for a great Dove Awards ceremony. I will blog all about it, blow-by-blow well before you are able to view the edited version on CMT or Lifetime, or the Home Shopping Network (whoever won the contract). It will be just like the afterparties in Hollywood where all of the beautiful starlets get drunk - if you substitute “starlets” with “artists” and “beautiful” with “balding” - and “drunk” with “free mints.”
I can hardly wait. Meet me here, at my blog, after Wednesday evening. I’ll be giving out my own honorary Doves - just because I can. | | |
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| Enter Charlie.
My third-born is my second son. His name is Charlie, he is about to turn five and he reeks of awesomeness. As I lay in my cold, dark, January-morning bedroom, I am reminded that he was born here. Right here in this bed – a few inches from where I lay right now. Kaysie had been on bed-rest because of a bout with pneumonia at the beginning of her ninth month that left her constantly coughing. Suddenly, one night in the dead of winter, her fits launched her into labor.
And, pop. Charlie was born.
Okay, the pop took thirty-two hours.
He is named after my maternal grandfather, Charles, who died when I was in high school. It was the first death in my life that authentically rattled me – confused me. He had always seemed so young in his old age. The suffering had gone on for some time and I just assumed he would pull out of it. But, the same afternoon I expected to climb into the car and hear he was doing better, I instead heard I would never see him again.
My grandfather was the first to tell me I was a writer before I had written a single word. And now, Charlie – as tiny as he is – continues to be that sort of fuel for my life. He is filled with joy. It is virtually impossible to drag him down. This is because, regardless of where Charlie may be at the moment, he is always able to make himself at home. This is more than likely due to the fact that he entered the world inside of one. Laughter and camaraderie follow Charlie like mice to a piper, and I am grateful that for some reason, I have been given the opportunity to be his father.
Charlie is adventurous, which can be frustrating to a boy whose backyard is fenced. It should be no surprise then that he has developed quite a kinship with Hero, the other prisoner of the family. He spends a great deal of time with her, most of the time in dialogue.
I’m not kidding. Actual conversation. More than likely regarding the wide open spaces that they are both missing. Kaysie or I will look out the back window and will see Hero, laying in the sunshine as Charlie sits on her back, discussing the day while dumping a cup of dirt on her head.
I don’t fully understand why he feels the need to dump dirt on the dog’s head, but she doesn’t seem to mind. As a matter of fact, she seems to fully understand. She will lay there, panting in that breathless sort of smile that insinuates the dog has discovered her best friend in this boy smothering her with earth. Of course, to you or I, dumping dirt on one’s body would be considered intentionally insulting. But, to Charlie, this is his love language. Because Charlie lives for the cold, damp, filthy layer just below the epidermis of grass. When we do check on him in the backyard, if he is not dumping it on a living creature, he is more than likely eating it or rolling around in it naked.
Charlie spends a lot of time naked.
We try. We really do. But, he has disrobing down to a science. That kid can get every item of clothing off his body before you hear the zipper. He understands he has to be stealth, because that’s the only way he can get away with running through the living room au naturale while we hold a group Bible study. It’s very embarrassing. We’re debating Ezekiel and suddenly BAM! Naked child, right there next to the appetizers. He’d be an awesome NavySEAL if they ever go nudist.
And everyone loves Charlie.
That’s just the way it is. Some people are born with it, and Charlie is the king. He always gets the laugh or at least the smile. Me? I can’t theorize plot points on “Lost” without friends audibly rolling their eyes, but Charlie could yell “come wipe me” from the top of the stairs and people would send him fruit baskets.
It’s all because of the joy. Unbridled, passionate, fervent joy. He embraces the ridiculous. He skips instead of running. He makes me kiss his face in fourteen different places before we finish saying goodnight.
He is in every way wonderful.
But, right now, there is a problem.
Charlie is currently at that age where he loves to run at his father in head-butting stance. He is also at that height where the top of his skull is just below my belt buckle. We’ll call it the perfect storm. This would be bad enough without the fact that I am still reeling in pain from the damage suffered six months ago when I fell through that roof.
And there it is.
I lay in bed in the cold and stare up at the rectangle of drywall that has been inserted where so much epic sorrow came to pass. Just glancing at it, I feel a phantom bamboo chute of agony pulse up my leg.
I have not gone to the doctor concerning this.
Because I am a moron.
Also, because I am a Dad and to be honest, I get thumped in my Dadhood so often by my children that I can’t imagine being inspected down there of my own free will.
Plus, I am afraid.
I mean, this is my manhood we’re talking about. If there was trouble down there – well, it would affect an awful lot of things that I would prefer not to think about.
As we all know, if it has not been diagnosed, it is not actually happening.
Instead, I limp a lot.
A few days after the ceiling debacle, I actually thought perhaps I was fine. There had been some lingering pain, but really more numbness than anything as if the member in question had been removed entirely. But, then a few days later, I was driving and realized that a mosquito had gotten caught inside my car. I swatted at it hard in a downward motion and realized my mistake only after the unfortunate trajectory had been established. I attempted to stop my arm, but the velocity of my hand was unwavering. I tried to pull it back, but the tiniest tippy-tip of my hand made contact.
Thub.
You know when Frodo puts on the ring and all of the world gets sucked toward that eye made of lava as hooded undead kings scream like banshees?
Yeah. Just like that.
I practically drove into the median.
Not since Men at Work released their third album have so many disappointing things happened down under.
But, six months have passed and I have done a fine job of ignoring the warning signs. The ceiling has remained irreparable, and most days I wonder if I am. The current state of the ceiling is no one’s fault in particular. Multiple friends rallied to fill the chasm (the Mark-shaped hole, as I like to call it) the very same evening the accident occurred, but we kept running into roadblocks. Matt, his wife Molly, and Kaysie took up the slack first as I was curled up into the fetal position on the bed with an icepack muttering something about a happy place. At least, Matt took up the slack for the first 45 minutes until he sliced into an artery in his hand while attempting to shape the drywall to fit with a retractable blade. A fountain of blood later, there was more to clean than fiberglass. So, my best friend Jason showed up.
I think best friends are important. It’s a concept that most leave behind in junior high, but for me, there is value in deciding that someone has the right to open a can, to know your junk and hold you responsible for it. I never had a best friend growing up. I always had my brothers’ best friends. I was a default friend. A second best. This was fine when all I needed was someone to compete against on the Tron Arcade game on Friday nights, but it didn’t do much for my level of honesty and accountability. I know now, as an adult, that I desperately need to be known. Without that, it is virtually impossible to walk out faith with integrity. We each need to be significant to a few someone elses. We need to be priceless and indisposable. Jason is that individual in my life. He and his wife Sarah consistently help push us closer to God. And as I have aged, I have found myself less and less willing to know or be known by anyone else. It’s too much work. I have to say that I am fortunate. I have Kaysie to open up to, but when what I need to process would be unfair for her to help me wade through, I go to Jason. I am not surprised that he showed up tonight. I am not surprised that he took up the slack while Matt sat next to me bleeding like a Monty Python sketch. But, none of us have ever fixed a ceiling before, so we took it as far as we could and what remained is now staring me in the face.
Charlie is awake now. This is clear to me because I nodded off again and when I awoke, he was laying on top of me.
It’s Monday. January 16th to be exact. One of those dreary, bitter, rainy days when you simply cannot believe the weekend happened already. They say it may snow. People assume I am a snow person because I get so excited at the first snow, but let’s be clear. This does not make me a snow person, it makes me a first-snow person, as in a pre-Christmas-snow person. I love thematic snow, but in my mind all precipitation needs a quantifier. I like rain if it’s “sit-at-home-with-a-book rain.” In other words, all meteorology should be required to fall in line with my moods. That would be nifty. But, today is not one of those days. I would love for it to practically blizzard from November first to New Year’s, but come January 2, I’m ready for the pool to be opened.
Charlie is asking me something.
CHARLIE: Daddy – can I feed Hewo?
Charlie hasn’t learned his r’s yet.
ME: Sure. Go feed Hero.
CHARLIE: Can I give Hewo hew watew?
ME: No I’ll give Hero her water.
So, Charlie gets up to go feed the dog, not rolling off the bed like adults have learned, but rather standing on my nether regions and vaulting off them as a gymnast might at the top of an Olympic routine.
I’ve been concerned about Hero. She has been sleeping inside due to the cold, but she hasn’t been eating very much, just drinking. We’ve tried moistening her food, but she just doesn’t seem interested. She’s getting up there in years. Thirteen. They say that’s ninety-one to you and me and I’ve always wondered who the first guy was to do that math. I hope I get to chew as many tennis balls when I’m that age. Listening to Charlie feed her brings a dichotomy of emotions: warmth because I hear her wagging tail thumping against the floor as Charlie communicates how much he adores her, and stress, because I also hear a mountain of dog food spilling all over the linoleum.
Ergh.
This is one of those moments where I feel the frustration rise up and I sense myself wanting to get angry. It’s ridiculous – and I don’t know why the anger is there. I’ve never struggled with anger before. Not even when drivers cut me off. They’ll flip the finger while I smile like I’ve been cast in a Mentos advertisement. I’ve always been such a jolly individual – VERY jolly – the sort of attitude that Santa Claus and Kelly Ripa’s lovechild might have.
But, lately, I’ve felt the blood randomly boiling. I’ve never flown off the handle at my wife, but just a few months ago, we were at a group party playing one of those games involving colored dice and a random toss did not go my way. You would have thought I was Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Disturbing even for me. I’ve never been much of a rager. I’ve even found that things that rile others don’t tend to get me going all that much. And, that’s what is so bizarre about the recent anger: the bile rises over the most inconsequential things. It’s as if anger is seizing me for anger’s sake.
And I have no earthly idea why.
I’ll probably need to look into that fairly soon.
As I climb into the shower, Charlie is continuing his canine conversation.
CHARLIE: What did you do to your watew, Hewo? Stank!
This is Charlie’s new word.
Stank.
He invented it and utilizes it in places an older individual might reserve for a casual obscenity.
He doesn’t even know what an obscenity is and yet he has invented a temporary replacement.
KAYSIE: When do you think we might fix that ceiling?
It is now Kaysie talking.
And there goes the bile again. Because I know that “when” really means “why not already” and “we” really means “you” which really means me.
It is a fair question, of course, because it has been six months and the ceiling looks horrible. An atrocity of décor. I would prefer for her to ask me a different way, but she has already asked me a different way seventeen times in as many weeks and I still haven’t done it.
I don’t know why I haven’t done it.
I don’t feel particularly capable of fixing the ceiling. I don’t really know where I would start – but I want her approval. So, instead, I fix something else around the house where I am confident I will succeed. I believe this should bring me accolades, but she never asked me to fix that. She asked me to fix this and this is not fixed. So while she is busy pointing to this, I am busy pointing to that.
And the bile rises.
So, our house is currently a series of broken things that I have been asked over-and-over to fix mixed with areas I have upgraded that were not a problem.
I’ve never really known what to do with broken things.
Something over time fooled me into believing that to touch something broken without all the answers would leave it worse than I found it. That I am simply not qualified enough to attempt to mend.
It has developed a state inside of me where I stare at the leg that has been lopped off and reply, “It’s just a flesh wound.”
I’m not certain how it developed, but I have a deep need to be just fine. To not rock the boat or disagree. To convince myself that all despair is fleeting and that all gaping wounds are mere scratches. Band-aids for the bullet holes.
Not for others, of course. If I see that someone is hurting, I will comfort, I will do my best to console, to counsel, to matter.
But not for myself.
I feel that this is wrong and I desperately do not want to pass it on to my children, but I haven’t the foggiest idea how to address the problem. So, I see the cracks.
In my ceiling.
My body.
My marriage.
My faith.
And I put on another band-aid.
As I shower, I sneeze up wood chunks.
This coming Saturday is the Cub Scout Pinewood Derby: the yearly competition where all the Scout Dads carve blocks of wood into tiny automobiles and spit lava out of their nostrils while cheering on their son’s entry to victory. I have spent most of the weekend attempting to fashion rectangles of termite-food into champion racers. It isn’t exactly working. I’m like Gepetto without the fairy. When announced, I assumed this event would be a charming little January diversion. I had no idea the only way to place would be to engage in massive quantum physics. To see some of the fathers put winning entries together, you would think it had been their doctoral thesis. Where did they learn this? Did I miss a retreat? This is the sort of father/son event I longed for when our children were born. However, I am neither mechanical nor crafty so my miniature automotive creations tend to drag a little in the race. They don’t win anything. And everybody wins something. If you don’t win one of the ribbons for first through twelfth place, there are always the awards for “most creative,” “most colorful,” “clearly built by a child,” “remained intact,” “smells slightly like wood,” and “well, it was a nice thought.”
We win none of these.
But that doesn’t keep me from making my best effort. Jackson wanted his car to look like a rocket with a little man seated in the cockpit. I tried to explain that this would slow the device down. He stated that he did not care. I retorted that the whole point was to win the race so that he would be happy and other children would exchange their father for me. This did not seem to matter to him, though I’m certain it will matter more come Saturday when the same family that won last year walks away with eight ribbons and a signing-bonus with NASCAR.
Morgan and Jackson are awake now. I know this because Morgan, my 8-year-old, is singing at the top of her lungs in the living room and Jackson, my 6-year-old, is verbalizing his every thought while following me around:
"Guess what Dad you know what you know what you know what I figured
out level seventeen on my game my video game that I’m going to invent
from my movie my movie that I’m going to make when I’m grown up and
I work for you and you die and I get your office the Everythingman movie
about the superhero who can do everything except he gets weak when he’s
around electricity and his enemy is made of electricity and it’s just like
cool movies only Everythingman’s got a Bible verse on his shirt and level
seventeen is a BOSS level and the BOSS’ name is “Dark” and Everythingman
beats the BOSS and it’s all in a volcano can you believe that guess what."
The story then loops back to its beginning and continues infinitely like a snake swallowing its own butt. Jackson is truly imaginative and I know this because it is rare that I am able to pull him out of his imagination. I do love this. After all, he is the spitting image of his old man in this regard. I mean, yes, I could do without his continual excitement over seizing my office when I’m dead, but other than that, I am flattered that he wants to pursue the same creative profession. I’m certain he won’t change his mind. After all, he is six. The career path heavy-lifting is clearly complete.
Morgan, on the other hand, has a new career path every seventy minutes. Right now, she is determined to be a country singer. Last night: a gymnast. By lunch, a missionary. There may be a way to maximize all three into the same occupation – and if there is, Morgan would love to star in the reality series.
KAYSIE: Honey?
Kaysie is calling me. Normally, she would be asking me if I would like for her to make me something for lunch. She is a bit of a superwoman this way. On top of all the other details she needs to take care of each morning as a home school mom, she continues to take care of my details as well. However, today her tone does not sound like it is suggesting soup or sandwich. It sounds like something is wrong.
KAYSIE: Honey? There’s something the matter with Hero’s water.
I make my way into the garage to see what all the commotion is about. My wife and three children are standing over the dog bowl. Hero, on the other hand, is laying peacefully beside it.
The water is red.
We circle around it and stare.
Red.
Red water.
Which means, either the ten plagues are making a comeback, or something is desperately wrong with my dog.
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One year from now, I will be momentarily hopeless.
I will be reeling from the chain of events that began a year prior.
Yet, I won’t be able to pin-point an exact moment, an apex or half-life where it all turned around.
I will make great attempts to find this moment in question, but it will be futile because, to be honest, the moment doesn’t really matter all that much.
I will believe that it matters a great deal because I will reach a point of despair
where my life path seems irreversible – where I will be unable to drudge through the black cloud and see any chance of change.
But, that is because the change on the other side of the ice storm looks unlike anything I have seen before.
For a moment, however, it will seem like the very end.
And in many ways, it will be.
The clock begins now.
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The real sign that something is wrong with Hero comes when I make my best attempt to load her into my SUV. Normally, the moment I open the door, she leaps inside before I can stop her – but this time, she cannot muster the strength to pull her body weight up into the vehicle. I try to grab her, two legs at-a-time (she is not a small canine), loading her front, then back. Not only is this ineffectual, but I now have to explain to my neighbor why I was holding up the back legs of my pet while her front half clung to the car. As I grip her entire torso, she yelps in pain. I am assuming that the bleeding from her mouth is some sort of gum disease, but find this inexplicable as we just took her to the dog dentist a few weeks back and he said nothing about any major damage. If her teeth are hurting, it would certainly explain why she has not been eating much the past few days.
Finally, Hero is in the car. She sits in the backseat, happy to be along for the ride. I roll the back window down half way so that she can eat the breeze. This is what she does. As the wind comes whipping at her face, she tastes at it with her mouth as if she loves the sensation so much that she just has to take a bite. Either that, or she’s catching bugs.
I arrive at the veterinarian and explain what we have discovered. She agrees that this is more than likely gum damage and that they didn’t catch it when they last cleaned her teeth because she could have cut her gums on a bone or chew toy. She is, after all, getting up there in years.
Ninety-one, I remind them.
Yes, they concur.
This seven-years-to-one ratio thing has really caught on.
I drop her off as one would the kids at the pool and I make my journey to work.
As I get my computer bag out, I see that there are droplets of blood all over the back seat of the car. I try very hard for this not to exasperate me. I tell myself that her suffering is far more important than my anal-retentiveness. I also tell myself that her important suffering could have just as easily dripped on newspaper instead of my upholstery. I am internally spazzing. I scrub for a good fifteen minutes before I finally get inside the office (an hour late due to all of the dog business) and start actual work.
My business resides in a four-story red brick locale on the periphery of downtown Tulsa. Across the street from the park where the city launches its annual Fourth of July fireworks, it provides an excellent view out of my office, which is windowed on three of the four walls. I face out toward the window to write, just like I did in my bedroom growing up – only back then, it was a manual typewriter and gazing at a greenbelt. One of the two walls houses a myriad of music and books from which I gain inspiration – the other: a collage of artwork from my children intermingled with design elements from projects past, present, and hopefully future. I am often asked what I do, and this is a complicated question. The obvious answer is that I create media for all sorts of reasons, but the real answer is that I am searching for meaning through the things that make me tick. As is true for anyone, I have very specific talents. I daily throw these talents at opportunities, hoping that at some point one or a few will stick to my heart. I don’t really know what satisfaction is supposed to feel like. I’ve never felt it before. I’ve just been told that I must feel it. For example:
It must feel very satisfying to have accomplished that.
To which my answer is:
Sure.
Many projects I have worked on over the years have resulted in thousands upon thousands coming to know Christ and in this, I am honored. But, I don’t personally witness or experience this occurrence, so more often than not I am left wondering if it is real. The side I tend to experience are the arguments and disgruntled individuals that pound the table to get what they think that they want. Somehow, on my end, this doesn’t feel like ministry.
So, the question arises: does effective ministry really have anything to do with how I feel about it? For something to work, do I have to glean benefit? Do I need to be fulfilled?
It’s Monday, which means incessant meetings: producer meeting, production meeting, project meetings. I scurry to get my reports together and am just about to exit my office for the conference room downstairs when the phone rings.
THE VET: Mister Steele?
ME: Yes. This is Mister Steele.
THE VET: This is the vet. We’re terribly sorry.
ME: Why are you terribly sorry?
THE VET: We missed something when we last checked Hero.
ME: Missed something?
THE VET: She does not have gum disease.
ME: Well, that’s good.
THE VET: No, it’s not good. It’s not good at all because she has something much worse.
ME: What does she have?
THE VET: Mister Steele, Hero has throat cancer.
There is an interminable silence on both sides of the phone. I am confused. I had not thought through this sort of result.
ME: I don’t understand. You said it was gum disease.
THE VET: We said we thought it was gum disease, but it is not gum disease. It is throat cancer.
ME: Maybe you just think it’s throat cancer.
THE VET: Mister Steele, we are certain.
ME: Well, you just checked her out a few months ago. It must be in the early stages.
THE VET: I know we checked her recently, but it was not there then and it is there now.
I think this is all a ploy. Like when the guy fixing your car says you need a new carburetor when really, there’s a branch stuck in your undercarriage.
ME: Fine. I get it. How much money are we talking?
THE VET: Money? We’re not talking money, Mister Steele. She cannot be fixed.
ME: I don’t understand.
THE VET: Any surgery we do would only make her more comfortable for the time being. But, she is very old, and probably would not make it through the surgery anyway.
ME: Are you telling me that she is not going to make it?
THE VET: We’ll make her as comfortable as we can here until the end.
I stare at the phone. Literally stare at the phone. As if time will stand still or the words that escape me will appear momentarily printed on the receiver – or as if the words spoken will be taken back, afraid from my cold stare, forcing their way through the phone line back into the mouth of the veterinarian who will suddenly realize the lie that those words were and will state instead that my dog is fixed and ready for me to come pick up. But, the staring does nothing.
ME: Forget it. I’m taking her home.
THE VET: Mister Steele?
ME: We’ll work it out some other way.
THE VET: Mister Steele. Please. She may not make it through the day.
She went on to tell me that there were three ways of doing this: 1) letting nature take its course at home, 2) letting them put her to sleep immediately, or 3) letting them give her drugs so that we could come and say goodbye before they put her to sleep. I can’t imagine never seeing her again but, neither can I imagine taking my children in to see their beloved pet with full knowledge that it is the very last time.
This isn’t the way it’s supposed to happen. I’ve only been this emotionally connected to a pet one other time in my life. As a boy, we owned a collie named Lady and she lived with our family for over eleven years. When it was her time to die, she didn’t let us say farewell. Instead, she ran away to never be seen again. This was incredibly difficult, but at least the last time I laid eyes on her, I had no idea it would be the last time. I was not required to deal with parting words.
I call Kaysie and we discuss the options, all negative in our opinion.
We realize there is no other way to do this than let the kids know and allow them to make the decision themselves.
I hear sobs.
Absolute sobs in the background.
They want to see her again, even though it is just one more time.
I go back home and pick up the family. We ride to the vet in relative silence until Morgan speaks first.
MORGAN: Dad?
ME: Yes, sweetheart?
MORGAN: I’ll bet she gets better.
ME: Uh.
MORGAN: I’ll bet they’re wrong.
ME: Morgan, Hero is very old and she’s in a lot of pain. It sounds like it’s her time to go.
MORGAN: But, they could be wrong. We should pray for God to heal her.
And there it is.
Things begin to get very very sticky.
Charlie just stares out the window. Gazing into the cold rain.
How does one explain this to a child – and where does the theology indeed need to go? I wrestle. Can my sweet innocent children grapple successfully with the fact that the dog may not be healed by a desperate prayer and yet that does not cancel out God’s goodness? For most, the answer is simple: she’s just a dog. But, in my kids’ perspective, she is so much more. She is of grave importance. And the thought that what is of enormous significance in their lives would not be valuable to God is an awful lot for their single-digit minds to wrestle through.
I tell myself that this is the only problem.
That the children cannot process this well.
But, it might as well be myself.
What do I do with the idea of death and loss? Yes, in the literal “physical life ends” sense, but also on a much deeper level: the kind of loss where one lives to suffer on. And a large part of the lump in my throat comes from seeing Charlie in the rearview mirror. Happy, unwavering Charlie cannot pull the corners of his mouth up. And I think to myself…
No. It is too soon. This damage is too soon. I want the unpolluted Charlie at least a little longer. I don’t want doubt and fear and sadness to ease in just yet. I’m not ready for him to start becoming me.
I remember being Morgan’s age and laying in bed awake for hours, the fear of death throttling me by the throat. I was never really afraid of dying myself. I was terrified of significant others being torn away from me. What if I woke up and my mother or father were gone forever? What if one of my brothers was killed? I began to picture Jesus standing outside our front door at night, guarding the entryway as death snuck in a back window I had forgotten to close. Faith had become a protection against the scenarios found in those horror movies we would watch by jamming the cable knob while Mom and Dad were at prayer meetings.
And now, as an adult, time after time my family has been forced to address major crisis. Crazy wild stuff. These are fresh on my mind because I’ve been doing a lot of radio interviews this month for my last book, which chronicles bouts I’ve had with some of the most bizarre physical maladies in recent memory. Most of the radio interviewers ask the same thing:
When did you first realize that you have bad luck?
Bad luck? I had never seen my life that way. In my opinion, all lives are filled with lame and glory and some people just choose to see one or the other instead of the collision of both. I have made my best attempt to see it all in order to figure out how it can all make me a better man.
But, bad luck? Hmm.
I don’t believe that.
But, it has caused me to doubt a bit. Especially in moments where my beloved dog, who just had a mouth check-up a matter of weeks ago, is suddenly dying from throat cancer. And so – I pray.
I have the sort of prayer life where I talk to God constantly – all day long, in fact. This must come from my childhood and it means that I have a comfortability with God. It does not mean that I have new information. I’ve spent a great deal of time praying for things to happen or to not happen – for situations or events or people to be fixed. Of course, the definition of fixed was mine. I understood that I was not the best barometer for what needs to be done in this life, but I also believed that if it was important enough to me and if I was belligerent enough to God, the answer to that algebraic formula would mean that God would feel obliged to do something about it.
Sometimes He did. Sometimes He didn’t.
Once, when I was about seven years old, I needed ten dollars for something. I have no idea now what it was, but the ten dollars might as well have been ten unicorns. I prayed anyway. A few days later, I found my baby book under a stack in my closet. As I flipped through, I found a card that a family friend had written to me the day I was born. When I opened the card, ten dollars fell out. This was an extremely formative moment in my faith. It did not convince me that Jesus wanted me to have more material things, but it did make me believe that God could see and hear me. To me, that ten spot was God saying, “I notice you.”
He always says something back.
But, it isn’t always what I want.
So, I don’t always believe it is Him speaking.
This is the concept I have the most difficult time with. It is the concept of complete surrender. I have, in different seasons, subscribed to one of two camps: the first being what I would label “surrender plus”: a version of what appears to be complete submission to God mixed with moments of doing what I want to do anyway. At other times, I have resigned myself to “surrender anyway.” My wife and I have a very close friend named Susan who lives this credo. Her son, Logan, died as a teenager of leukemia and we had all prayed so hard and shed so many tears, it was a literal shock when rescue did not come. If anyone in my life has ever had reason to deny surrender, it is Susan. But, she has chosen a different path. It is a path of daily wrestling, yes. But somehow that wrestling match has changed Kaysie and I as we have observed in awe. Susan doesn’t serve God because everything has gone her way or because He has answered all of her crises-laden entreaties. She serves Him in spite of the chaos, tragedy, and unanswered conundrums. She surrenders anyway. And we are not the only ones watching her.
It doesn’t help the dilemma to see that my daily Bible reading is a passage from the book of Job. I wouldn’t normally recommend such a despairing portion of the Bible during the bleak midwinter, but I am attempting to read the entire Bible through chronologically this year. Whoop-dee-doo, that means Job comes early. And right now, I am in chapters 20 and 21, smack in the middle of ultimate misery. Every earthly thing that held value to Job has been stripped away and Job’s friends are trying to make sense of it. But, some things just can’t be made sense of. His friends keep attempting to get him to chipper up, making their best attempts at explanation, but as Job exclaims at the end of what I just read: “How can you comfort me? All your explanations are wrong!” (Job 21: 34 NLT)
Fortunately, these chapters are balanced out with my daily New Testament assignment, which today is Matthew chapter 11. Jesus has been healing the sick and the lame and raising the dead and needless to say, it is causing quite the commotion. But the people keep doubting anyway.
So, in Job, people just like me doubt because God is doing nothing.
And in Matthew, people just like me doubt because God is doing everything.
But, there are other people besides the ones who doubt and question. There are also the ones He heals. To those He heals, Jesus says this:
“Come to me, all of you who are weary and carry heavy burdens, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you. Let me teach you, because I am humble and gentle, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke fits perfectly, and the burden I give you is light.” Matthew 11: 28-30 NLT
But to those who doubt, He says this:
“O father, Lord of Heaven and earth, thank you for hiding the truth from those who think themselves so wise and clever, and for revealing it to the childlike.” Matthew 11: 25 NLT
So I ask myself the obvious question: Am I the doubter or the weary? They both go through the exact same life crap, but some find answers while others find disillusionment – and the difference seems to be found in their own personal take on the matter. A provocative thought, yes – but it does not bring me any closer to knowing what I should say to my children about the impending death of their dog.
The problem in the crux where prayer meets tragedy is that so many people claim to have the utmost teaching on the subject. But, it seems that those individuals find the Scripture passage that best reinforces their own belief and then ride that sucker to the ground. As is true of any subject, what the Bible has to say in regard to it is not neat and tidy. It is not one-dimensional. Yes, the Bible states the following clearly:
"…When two of you get together on anything at all on earth and make a prayer of it, my Father in heaven goes into action. And when two or three of you are together because of me, you can be sure that I'll be there." Matthew 18: 18b
And also this:
“But Jesus was matter-of-fact: "Yes—and if you embrace this kingdom life and don't doubt God, you'll not only do minor feats like I did to the fig tree, but also triumph over huge obstacles. This mountain, for instance, you'll tell, 'Go jump in the lake,' and it will jump. Absolutely everything, ranging from small to large, as you make it a part of your believing prayer, gets included as you lay hold of God." Matthew 21: 21
These are very exciting. “Anything at all” and “huge obstacles” are exactly what we want our prayers to change. But, that isn’t all the book has to say. It also says this:
“Going a little ahead, he fell on his face, praying, "My Father, if there is any way, get me out of this. But please, not what I want. You, what do you want?" Matthew 26: 39
This changes things a bit. For we would rather keep the part about praying for “anything” but discard the part about “not what I want, but what do You want.”
And there is much more…
"The world is full of so-called prayer warriors who are prayer-ignorant. They're full of formulas and programs and advice, peddling techniques for getting what you want from God. Don't fall for that nonsense. This is your Father you are dealing with, and he knows better than you what you need.” Matthew 6: 7a
So perhaps the big question is not “Why does prayer work sometimes and not work other times?” or “Why do bad things happen to good people, even though they pray?” Perhaps the big question is “What is prayer really for?” We are quick to believe (hope) that prayer is for all of the magical things that prayer does if we think we can figure out the secret code. But, all of these passages (and all of the others on the subject in the Bible) would insinuate that these are mere by-products of a healthy prayer life. That prayer is not, in fact, FOR getting and solving.
Prayer’s purpose is for me to know God.
Real relationship. Real communication. For me to have this unprecedented two-way conversation with my Creator for the purpose of understanding Him better. Because the more I know Him, the more my prayers will coincide with His business. And the more the words out of my mouth are His heart, the more they will have results. So, how do I pray in the mean time?
“Meanwhile, the moment we get tired in the waiting, God's Spirit is right alongside helping us along. If we don't know how or what to pray, it doesn't matter. He does our praying in and for us, making prayer out of our wordless sighs, our aching groans. He knows us far better than we know ourselves, knows our pregnant condition, and keeps us present before God. That's why we can be so sure that every detail in our lives of love for God is worked into something good.” Romans 8: 26
This is me. My pregnant condition. Pain and turmoil without a visible conclusion. But, something is growing – and God assures that it will be worked out for good.
I trust and believe that the Bible knows what it is talking about.
But right now?
As we park the car and begin walking into the building to see our dog for the last time?
It doesn’t seem so good.
MORGAN: What are we supposed to do?
I assure Morgan that Hero will not know. By the time we see her, the veterinarian will have given her pain-killers and she will simply be glad to see all of us.
MORGAN: Can we tell her that she was a great dog?
ME: Yes.
CHARLIE: Can we tell her she was the best dog ever?
ME: Of course.
JACKSON: I think we should thank her for protecting us.
ME: That’s a great idea.
We step inside a small room where Hero is about to be brought in. It is a cold antiseptic quarters, and there are only two seats for the five of us. We are uncertain what to do with our hands. They are suddenly clumsy orbs of stone at the end of our arms. A lump forms in my throat.
WHY?! Why is this rattling me so deeply? For crying out loud, she’s a dog!
But, I know she is more than that.
She is the love I did not have to work for. She is the certain affection that would remain unchanging regardless of how much I changed. That reliable comfort that I would never need give a second thought. Like a footstool. And yet…
A door opens and suddenly, with a burst of joy, Hero trots into the room.
It is as if we have loaded the family up into a time machine. She is spry and smiling. The tail goes mad, slamming against the walls of the cubicle. It’s as if the last five years have disappeared from her history. For a moment, I could picture her running up that mountain.
Suddenly, smiles on all three children. They love on her. Deep love. Laughter as she licks their faces. They are elated. I am thrilled that they are taking this so well until I realize that they are not taking it at all.
MORGAN: I told you Dad! She’s healed! God healed her!
Oh no. The woman vet explains that this is the intense medication. It has taken away all pain, but only momentarily. They wanted us to have the best possible final moment with her. The medication cannot last and the energy and joy we are playing witness to is not, in fact, real.
Now, they are confused.
How can their friend be dying when it is clear by looking at her that she is living more than ever before?
As the half-hour comes to a close, Charlie, who has been most hesitant, speaks:
CHARLIE: Can I hug her?
ME: Of course, Charlie. You can touch her.
Charlie takes her around the body and neck. And I could swear that I see her stare into his eyes.
He looks at her for a while, studying her face, memorizing it – as if he understands that to remember her for life will be a struggle, so he must do the necessary work to reserve her place in his heart. Suddenly, with a choke I have never heard in that boy’s voice, he speaks.
CHARLIE: I wuved you Hewo.
Wuved. Past tense.
He embraces her hard as her wagging tail begins to slow its pace. He holds her, his face scrunched into the nappy fur at her neck. And, as Charlie pulls away, we see them.
Big fat tears.
Not whining or crying for not getting his way, but for the first time in his little life, the big fat drops of water that come right out of the middle of a broken heart. They roll down his cheeks as his lips quiver.
The room heaves with emotion and then, it is time to go.
Kaysie agrees to take the kids out to the car, so each says one final goodbye.
Hero continues to smile and wag that tail.
They back out of the room, wanting every last eyeful they can muster, treasuring each second. And, then the door closes.
I ask the woman when it will happen.
She reassures me that Hero will feel no pain and confirms that as soon as I leave the building, the deed will be done. She decides to give us a moment alone. She exits.
I stare into the eyes of this companion.
Hero. You’ve done a good job. You protected our family. You did what you were made to do. Your job is over now. You need to know that. Your job – it’s finished – and you did good. You can go home now.
The woman opens the door and takes her away, out of my sight and reach. I ask if she will please call me on my cell phone when it is over. She says that she will.
I return to work and attempt to focus, staring every thirty seconds at my non-ringing cell phone. She said she would call. Why doesn’t she call? The day comes and goes and still, no call. I begin to reason with myself, perhaps they realized a mistake. Maybe it wasn’t as bad as they thought and they have worked out a loophole. I drive home at the end of the day and am just putting away my things when my cell phone rings. I see that it is the vet, so I step out into the backyard to take the call.
ME: Yes?
THE VET: Mister Steele? I see that you have left several messages.
ME: Um, yeah. You said you would call to let me know when Hero had passed?
THE VET: Yeah.
ME: Yeah, you called?
THE VET: Yeah, she’s passed.
I stare down at the ground, holding the phone to my ear in silence. I hear the woman on the other line blathering on about the details, but my eyes are filling with tears. My vision is getting cloudy. All I can see is that hole under the fence that Hero was digging. I was so angry at her. She was digging furiously. Trying to escape.
Trying to get out.
Get out.
Get out.
She finally did.
Stank.
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